Animal Friendly Meat?????

IGNORANCE IS BLISS!!

Shower Stats.......

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For the tub soakers in the world; this does not totally pertain to you but.... very interesting!

Stats courtesy of Redbook:

3650 = Gallons of water one person could save in a single year if shower time was reduced by 5 minutes.

105 degrees= The average temperature people prefer for their showers

15 = About how many minutes it takes for your fingers to turn into prunes.

20% = percentage of people who say they use their shower time to clean it. (eeewww!)

22% = percentage of people who say they've gotten down and dirty in the shower. (The problem with this one, is that everyone decided to get down and dirty in the shower - the water consumption would drastically increase.)

Murphy's Law Of Golf

Murphy's Law says anything that can go wrong, WILL! I always say that if I ever meet Murphy I am going to kick his a **. With that being said; I am comtemplating devoting a week to Murphy because that is just my life. However; tomorrow I will play in my FIRST ever golf tournament. I am not a great golfer, I am not even a decent golfer. BUT... I have fun. Isn't that all that matters? I believe so but not in tournament play. I'm still not sure why I even agreed to do it. I think my partner (who is quite the golfer, I might add) wants my handicap. I guess I can't blame her, I am so embarrassed that I refuse to post my handicap here for ya'll to snicker over. :) So without further ado - below are Murphy's Laws for golf. Thank you to: http://www.murphys-laws.com/
for providing the info.

* Whenever you think your drive will go right it wouldn't
* Whenever you think your aim is right is not
* Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't
* Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch
* Whenever you think you might par you boogie
* Whenever you think you hit the green you wouldn't
* The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.Sent by Mohamed
* Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.
* Only good golf shots are ever spoiled by the most unlikely of events.

What would PETA think?

Problems At The Workplace........

Any employer that has to post this at the workplace has HUGE problems! I have to wonder, was this sign posted in the back room/break room or the bathroom? WOW!!