Disclose When Selling Your Home.....

When selling a home, legally you must state everything that is wrong with it.

I loved this when I came across it; the fact that I am a real estate broker/appraiser makes it even funnier.

How Smart Kids Are............

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner." - Ben Bergor

What Is Your Personality?

Did you know that you can anser 68 questions to find out your personality? They are very quick..... this is what the questions revealed about me AND.... they are pretty close to correct - I don't agree with all of it though.

Personality Type: ESFJ (whatever that means!)

ESFJ: "Seller". Most sociable of all types. Outstanding host or hostesses. They may be dependent, first on parents and later on spouses. They excel in service occupations involving personal contact. 13% of the total population.

The social status of successful people can be quite alluring to ESFJs and many marry prosperous mates and encourage them to accumulate the material signs of prosperity. Other ESFJs seem to fit in with the poor and the needy. In either case their dependability, dedication, and commitment to providing for the needs of others is, at times, overlooked. This can lead to the ESFJ feeling unappreciated and neglected. They can harbor uncomfortable feelings, which they then feel guilty and shameful about, and then they find themselves suffering from emotional denial.

(I can't say that I feel guilty, shameful and/or suffer from emotional denial) I can say that I am VERY social.

Take the test for yourself and see where you stand!!

http://www.personalitytest.net/index.htm

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY...................

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY OR NOT; OH MY GOSH!! THAT IS THE SCARIEST LOOKIN THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!

Why Do We Kiss, Amongst Other Things........

(image from www.kissing.com) If you would like image removed, please contact.


So I found a pretty cool website if you are really bored and want to know some ins and outs about kissing, sex, etc.

I learned a few things this afternoon. While you and your 'significant other' are deeply staring into each others eyes, setting the stage for the moment and what will happen next as you lean in for a nice long wet kiss. Did you know that saliva increases the sex drive? But.... the quality of that FIRST kiss can set the stage as to assess a possible mate. A first kiss can kill a potentially great relationship. (kinda sad but I think you could compare it to test driving a car).

Did you know that scientists believe that kissing is learned rather than instinct. 90% of Americans kiss, the other 10% have no idea what they are missing.

http://www.livescience.com/mysteries/070306_kiss_why.html (for the full article)

Another interesting read is 'Why do we have sex?' I think most men would answer this in a two word sentence.

http://www.livescience.com/animals/060301_evolution_sex.html
The title of the article says; its cleansing! So for some of you that just don't get enough perhaps you could use that as an excuse. If it works, comment back and let me know. :)

Enjoy,
Cindy

Skittles In Yer Vodka

(photo courtesy of mixthatdrink.com)

I absolutely love the internet! I do not know how I ever functioned in life without it. Tonight I stumbled upon the coolest site that I have to share with you guys. Before I spill the beans; let me tell ya!

Vodka is on the top of my list for favorite alcohol (right next to Coors Light). I will drink it straight, with squirt, cranberry, tonic, you name it!

But..... I have to try this. Above is a photo of skittle flavored vodka. Yes; I am talking about the candy 'skittles'. The link below will take you to the site with complete and intricate (if I might add) directions on how to make your own skittle flavored vodka in the privacy of your own home.

I can't wait to try this!!

http://mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/

Best Product Names.............

Again; I sit with writers block BUT.... I have something for everyone. Below is a link to some of the best, craziest, nastiest product names ever.

Check 'em out...................

http://adjix.com/bw7g


ENJOY :)

When I Have Writers Block..........

see more pwn and owned pictures

It never fails; when I have writers block. I can always find a photo to make everyone's day. No need to say anymore; just look at the photo - it is worth a thousand words.

This is what we get for minimum wage in our country, some dumb ass who can't get the abbreviation for assorted.

Ya gotta love it!

Do You Say Goodbye?

When you hang up the phone or leave somewhere, do you say goodbye? I suppose I had never thought about this before. I have been told that I don't normally say good bye. It is usually, see ya, later, etc.

All of this came to a head for me recently. While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to visit a very old friend I had not seen in probably 12 years. He and I were the best of friends. Now in life I believe that most men and women can never be friends because the sex always gets in the way. One will typically be attracted to the other. (When Harry Met Sally) However; this is not the case with this guy. We hugged and kissed each other over and over.

I never got to tell him goodbye 12 years ago, I suppose I now know why. I don't know how to say goodbye to anyone. A girlfriend of mine pointed out that if you say goodbye - it means FOREVER! Well; he and I spent the day together and it was like we had never stopped talking, we picked up exactly where we had left off. I literally did not want the day to end. When it did; I hugged him tightly knowing I would see him again in a few months. I never said goodbye; neither did he. The moment I started up my truck to drive home. The song; goodbye by 'Night Ranger' came on the radio. I started quietly crying! (did not want the sis in law to see me) Still not sure why I did that; other than I do not know how to tell people goodbye. (even for a little while)

So... to my readers, do you say goodbye to the ones you love when you leave them for a day, week, vacation, etc? Something to ponder......... Does goodbye really mean forever?

Now where can I find that damned AFLAC duck???

My brother sent this to me today; I thought it was too cute!

Enjoy

Shopping in pajamas?????????

Last night I was doing some quick shopping at Target. My husband I both saw this site and grabbed our camera phones.

First of all; I don't think I have ever seen ANYONE in full fledged pajamas shopping before. These were the flannel type with puppies or something on them. AND... they are a bit too short, not to sleep in but to go out in public? Geez; I cringe sometimes thinking that I went out with a hole or two in my jeans. But pajamas??? The funniest part of all was that my camera was not quick enough to capture her the moment she pulled her underwear out of her ***. Do these people not realize that there are cameras everywhere? Not only in everyone's pocket but what about the eye in the sky?

Hmmmmmmmmmm......................... What do you suppose her mom would think of her daughter in that 'getup'.

An Open Letter To My Stalkers...........

An open letter to my two stalkers:

Dear Stalkers;

You know who you are; Since you have been stalking me for so many years, I am certain that you have found my blog.

It has been 17 years minimum, 20 years at most. Unless you both managed to fail a grade or two; you are 37-38 years old with a 15 year old mentality. I cannot believe at your age you still act like a teenager by treating people the way you do. Imagine what your kids will think of you when they get older.

I am not bothered by you, your acts of unkindness or stalking. However; I am totally bothered by the fact that you are attempting to drag my kids into your sick stalking.

So to you both; here are my thoughts for you:

* I feel sorry for you; I will begin praying for you immediately.
* I think you are jealous of me.
* Karma really sucks
* Stalk me all day long, leave my kids out of it!