Thursday, January 29, 2009

Why Onions & Jalapenos Hate Me!




I love onions (cooked) and jalapenos any way they come. I hate the bodily excretions they create though. Oh! I know many of you are thinking the worst and have your craniums in the gutter. WRONG!


I mean; why is it; when I cut an onion; I begin to cry. Why do I cough up a lung when cutting jalapenos? So.... This time I think I am being really really smart. I begin to prepare my ultimate favorite dinner. 'Picadillo' I do not have any gloves; so I put plastic sandwich bags on my hands, a mask over my nose and mouth, turn on the stove top to absorb the onion smell. ( I read that somewhere.) My eyes start to burn, then tear, tears are running into my face mask. As this is happening; my nose is starting to pour. (Like I had a cold) The plastic bags on my hands were a total nightmare; my son looked at my like I was something out of a horror movie. So I discarded the sandwich bags. Once everything got cooking I was fine!


Then later I had a female craving for ice cream! Ya know how you lick it and its never good enough and it still drips all over your fingers. So whadda ya do? Ya lick them! Not the smartest thing to do after cutting jalapenos. My chocolate chip ice cream became fiery HOT!


So I wanted to know why onions make us cry. It is actually quite scientific. Below is info from the website: www.howstuffworks.com that explains.


When you slice through an onion, you break open a number of onion cells. Some of these cells have enzymes inside of them, and when they are sliced open, the enzymes escape. The enzymes then decompose some of the other substances that have escaped from sliced cells. Some of these substances, amino acid sulfoxides, form sulfenic acids, which then quickly rearrange themselves into a volatile gas.
The gas reaches your eyes and reacts with the water that keeps them moist. This changes the chemical's form again, producing, among other things, a mild sulfuric acid, which irritates the eyes. The nerve endings in your eyes are very sensitive and so they pick up on this irritation (this is why our eyes sting when we slice onions). The brain reacts by telling your tear ducts to produce more
water, to dilute the irritating acid so the eyes are protected. Your other reaction is probably to rub your eyes, but this will actually make the irritation a lot worse, of course, if you have onion juices all over your hands.
Oddly enough, this volatile compound is also responsible for a lot of the great taste in onions, as well as the pleasant aroma when you cook the vegetable. You'll also get sulfenic acids by cutting up garlic, chives and leeks, among other vegetables, but they don't form the same irritating gas, just a strong smell.


I could not find anything for jalapenos; other than we all know the seeds are darn near deadly, as well as the veins.
Even though I must go through the dramatics of crying, coughing, sneezing, runny nose, etc. to make my 'picadillo' dinner. I am not about to give it up. :)


Sunday, January 25, 2009

Look What I Found........


So I spent the last three days driving across the state of Texas with my sister in law. I thought for sure I would have found some really great photo ops along the way that I could blog about. I figured my chances were over; until yesterday when we stopped in the 'throbbing metropolis' of Bandera, Texas. In case you don't know, Bandera, Texas is known as the cowboy capital of the world. Which probably only has a population of about 400. (that could even be an exaggeration) I spotted this vending machine in a very quaint 'honkey tonk'; as they call 'em in Bandera. I have never seen a vending machine that sold; not only chips, chocolate but OMG!! Cigarettes!!! Wow!! Only in a small podunk Texas town could I find something like this.

Makes me smile and also go hmmmmmmm........... to know a few things:

1. There are still 'Honey Tonks' out there
2. Everything is NOT bigger in Texas :)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Who Stole Your Photo Op?

OMG!! I can't believe these photos are even circulating!


















Monday, January 19, 2009

Awesome Motto!

Life is too SHORT to wake up in the morning with regrets, So love the people who

treat you right,forget the ones who don't,and believe everything happens for a

reason. If you get a chance take it. If it changes your life. LET IT!

I found this via an old friend of mine! I love it!! Just wanted to share. Those are not bad words to live by.








Friday, January 16, 2009

LESSON OF THE DAY; Never Lie To Your Mother

I received this as an email and thought it was hilarious! Enjoy!!

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ____
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
But the fact remains that if Jennifer were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER



Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Today's Motivational Poster


The Charles Schulz Philosophy






The following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip.
You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just ponder on them. Just read straight through, and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America pageant.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series Winners






How did you do?
The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.


Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special!
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.




Easier?
The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials... the most money... or the most awards. They simply are the ones who care the most!




"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia !"


"Be Yourself, Everyone Else Is Taken!"






Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Economy Down, Sex Will Be Up In 2009

I ran across this today, WOW!! I had no idea that there were actually sex predictions for upcoming years. Believe it now!! Below is a link to the 'Sexpert' from HBO, Mike Alvear - who will fill you in on the this years 5 sex predictions.


I suppose if we will have less money, the next best thing would be sex, right??

ENJOY!!


http://tinyurl.com/9qwzut

Monday, January 12, 2009

Cutest Thing Ever!

Having a bad day? This is the cutest snoring polar bear EVER! Gotta cheer ya up!



Do Penguins Have Knees?

original designs by JGoode at myJGD.com

So I am not sure what made me think about this! But.... I have to know, do penguins have knees? Believe it or not; the answer is...........YES!

Here is a cut and paste from: www.penguin.net.nz



Do penguins have knees?
Yes. Penguins appear to have very short legs and no knees because only the lower leg is externally visible. Their knees and upper legs are feather covered, hiding them from view. This also means that penguins never get cold knees!

And I also learned from this website that despite how incredibly adorable penguins are, they bite. Take a look at the photo on their website of a penguin bite. Ouch!!

Do penguins bite?

Yes, penguins defend themselves and their nest sites with their beaks and wings. They bite fiercely and also use their thick, strap-like, wings to beat their opponent. Blue penguins and most of the crested species are regular fighters, often getting into bloody brawls during the breeding season. The more reclusive species, like yellow-eyed penguins, rarely fight among themselves, but are still prepared to bite anybody that comes too close. Like most penguins, the species in New Zealand do not like being handled by humans. The closest thing to being beaten up by a penguin is being grabbed with a pair of needle-nosed pliers and beaten with sandals!

Friday, January 9, 2009

Where Is My Fedex Delivery?

fail owned pwned pictures
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I am not kidding! I ordered something back in November, which was to be delivered via FEDEX. This product was for my business and I still have not received it. Now I must wonder; was it on THAT truck???

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm........................

Isn't that why those signs post the height? So you know if you will fit or not?

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Life Really Boils Down To Two Questions........



Life really boils down to two questions...........


1. Do I get a dog?


2. Do I have children?


Based on these photos I think I would choose number 1. Of course I am a bit late on that decision at this point in my life. I choose number 1 because if my dog did that he would be put outside after I beat his butt. Now, if my children did that....... OMG!! I can't even begin to explain. Other than the fact that I cannot put my child outside until I cooled off. I think I could replace the sofa the dog ate for much less than the damage those litte ones did.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Attitude Is Everything...........


With a positive attitude, what can you accomplish?

I just got off the phone with one of my customers, I have never met this woman but she really got to me this afternoon. I had been complaining for two days that my website was not working, email system was down, etc. Nothing worse than technical difficulties right? Wrong!

Seems that she placed an order online 1/5/2009 - however I never received payment for the order. I sent a nice email asking if she wanted to complete the order, or if she had problems with my site. She kindly emailed back - that she thought $16.00 was too much money for shipping. Absolutely!! I agree with her, I shot her back an email letting her know if she still wanted the product I would work with her, since my website calculated incorrectly. She promptly called me, I asked how she was and she said better now that I offered her this opportunity. She has just been diagnosed with colon cancer, has already lost both breasts due to cancer. Yet; this woman was the most upbeat person (via telephone). I told her I thought so and she said, "Its only cancer!" I have been through this before, this is my third time. So instead of dwell on it; she has been shopping non stop on the internet. She laughed about it and said, this is nothing! With a great attitude I can overcome anything.

WOW!!! I always thought I was a positive person but.... after spending all of 5 minutes on the phone with this woman, I realized I can do more. Amazing what we can learn from total strangers when given an opportunity.

Until next time,
Cindy

Monday, January 5, 2009

How To Get Rid Of Your Wife, On Craigslist!

This is classic!!

Here is the link: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/976182933.html

Don't Want To Click? Here is a cut and paste! If this does not make you go HMMMM...... not sure what else will!! Enjoy :)


$325 EAST VILLAGE- Controlled and large 3 bed (East Village) (map)
Reply to: hous-976182933@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2009-01-01, 4:39AM EST


-Wow…I can’t believe I am doing this..But I am looking for someone to rent my rent controlled apartment. The monthly rent is extremely cheap and would be a dream for many people in this city. It is in the east village close to A and 3rd. I caught my wife in bed with our neighbor who is almost 20 years younger than her. She is refusing to move out and still seeing him when I am at work, on my bed…I need someone to move in and help me get her out. Man or woman. My plan is to act like we are a couple until she can’t take it anymore. I have done everything possible to try and get her out..But she is a scumbag….So we need to create some type of plan that would get her out..i would charge you very cheap and all you would have to do is act like we are dating. We might have to kiss if front her and make fake sounds when we are in the bedroom. Please respond with a detailed description of your plan to get her out and a little about your self. You could live there after she is out and unless we fall in love we don’t have to do anything else.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Gloating? Competitive? Or Both?

intr.v. gloat·ing, gloats
To feel or express great, often malicious, pleasure or self-satisfaction: Don't gloat over your rival's misfortune.
n.
1. The act of gloating.
2. A feeling of great, often malicious, pleasure or self-satisfaction.



competitive
Adjective
1. involving rivalry: the increasingly competitive computer industry
2. characterized by an urge to compete: her naturally competitive spirit
3. of good enough value to be successful against commercial rivals: we offer worldwide flights at competitive prices


I am a VERY competitive person! I don't like to lose. If there is someone that can do something better than me; I will work like a dog to find a way to beat them. I am not sure if this is a good thing or not. Example: I play golf with a friend every week, she has learned some new trick and is no longer equal to me. She is whopping my butt! So I have decided to secretly start taking golf lessons again. I think there are real pros and cons to this, in my opinion. First: Its okay to want to better yourself but is it okay to go to extremes?

Tonight was the other side of the spectrum. I played golf with my husband, he was having a really tough time and I was playing the game of the century. (for me anyway) I ended up beating him by 4 strokes, HOLY COW!! That is huge for me. By the way - it was straight up golf. No handicaps! I felt so bad for the poor guy, I gloated all the way back to the club house and all through dinner. He was so sweet! He kept saying; "Yes, honey, you played great today!" THEN.......... he says, "Tomorrow.......REMATCH!"

HMMMMMMMMMMM................

I am a bit nervous about this, not sure if I can pull it off again! But.... the damn competitiveness in me says, GAME ON!

How far is too far for someone to take the competitiveness? I think I might be going to far by maliciously taking golf lessons on the QT, It is even less expensive to take them together (we have discussed this). But... she never put it together; so have I gone too far?