G-Spot or G-Shot?

Last Wednesday night I was watching Lipstick Jungle. The first new episode of the season. For those of you that are not watchers of this awesome show, I will sum it up for you. Niko decides after many personal ups and downs that she is going to have the G-Spot amplification procedure done. Of course this is after her husband dies and she has been cheating on him with a much younger man. (Wow!)

So.... what is the G-spot Amplification procedure?

The G-SHOT® (clinical description: G-Spot Amplification® or GSA®), is a simple, nonsurgical, physician-administered treatment that can temporarily augment the Grafenburg spot (G-Spot) in sexually active women with normal sexual function. GSA is a patent pending method of amplifying or augmenting the G-Spot with a human engineered collagen, specifically, an FDA approved collagen. To make this collagen, it is carefully treated and preserved, and is then supplied to physicians in a form that can be injected. The collagen is a natural, biological substance. The collagen is typically processed gastrocnemius fascia. The FDA approved collagen is a specially developed and processed collagen which doesn’t require pre-injection skin testing like most available collagen products on the market. G-Spot Amplification was invented and developed by a gynecologist David Matlock, MD, MBA, FACOG. In a pilot study, 87% of women surveyed after receiving the G-Shot reported enhanced sexual arousal/gratification. Results do vary. The affect can last for up to 4 months, and does vary.

I thought it was just television when I saw it! There really is a procedure. It sounds absolutely incredible but the risks are a bit scary. Below is the link to tell you all about the G-Shot!

http://thegshot.com/

I would have never thought that there was something like this out there. After watching Lipstick Jungle, I actually considered it. However; the thought of having an orgasm while in a taxi cab is a bit hilarious. My husband's remark was, "Wow, what if she were on a motorcycle!"

I suppose if you or your partner have sexual problems or can't find the G-spot, this might be for you. That is if you wish to overlook the risks and complications. The link is below, but my favorite risks are the following: Constant awareness of the G-Spot, A sensation of always being sexually aroused. I would probably not get any work done!

http://thegshot.com/risks.htm

I would list the risks here, but the list is long and incredibly distinguished. I still have not made up mind if this is something I would consider. Seems like a needle in the "cookie" is somewhat scary. Needles don't belong there!

HMMMMMM....................

I am sure you all noticed there is not a photo today! That was a challenge - there is a video on you tube about it though. Just google it !!

Ever Shower With A Hearing Aid? How About X-Rated Soap?

I know the title sounds a little crazy but..... I thought this was really cool!

First of all; for my readers that don't know me personally I am a custom/novelty soapmaker. Novelty typically means, cutesy stuff. Take a peek for yourself:

www.sudznbubbles.com/store

Well this past weekend as I was flying out to Vegas; I met the coolest couple on the plane. We began discussing what we do for a living, then exchanged business cards. Well when they saw my card we instantly began discussing custom soap. Which is something I absolutely LOVE to do. They fell in love with the custom concept and want me to produce hearing aid soap for their customers and business associates. Take a little hearing aid and blow it up to a four ounce bar of soap. How cool is that?

After a few drinks, (typical flight to Vegas) we begin discussing more indepth custom options. Just like every other person I come into contact with. The next question is: What about X-Rated soap. OMG!! Do you all know how many people ask for this stuff? I don't have a problem making it but; my goodness who in their right mind would want to shower with a willy, pair of boobs or even worse a...... um...... not sure what word to use here....... how about a "cookie". (female cookie, that is!)

If the X-Rated soap is for a gag gift, fine! But... eventually someone is gonna think about using it. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................

Can Dogs Be High Maintenance?

The photo above is of my dog; aka "Gidget". The name even sounds high maintenance right?

A little history here; I did not grow up acting like a "girly girl". My mom would have loved for me to be that girl. But.... it was just not in the cards. My mom would come home with cute little dresses, hair bows, etc. I would cringe at the thought of wearing stuff like that. Unless I was hog tied and threatened would I want to wear dresses, flowers in my hair, cutesy bows, etc. I was happy enough in my jeans, t-shirts, and tennis shoes and almost always my roller skates. (How could I be that girl with fart conversations all the time - see previous post) I was the girl out playing "smear the queer" with my brother and his friends.

So why would I put my poor dog through it if I didn't like it myself? (still not sure about it) Well about six years ago I decided that there was enough testosterone in my house, with hubby, two sons, and their shot guns, hunting gear and labrador retrievers. So I set out to get my own girl dog, you know the indoor dog that sits on your lap while you watch tv.

I had my sights set on a Maltese, I thought they were just so pretty. (mine would not have the long hair). I found a lady that had bred her two Maltese and found Gidget. She was cute, smaller than the rest (runt) and appeared to have personality. What I did not realize was that I had just purchased my own girly girl daughter. The one that my mom wanted me to be, only this one would not talk back to me, sneak out the bathroom window on Friday nights, and bring home boys. Perfect!! Right? Well as Gidget got older, and became her own dog person. This very strange high maintenance dog appeared in my house. Acting like a princess! She does not like my son's air guns, water guns, loud noises, etc. She begins to shake like she is being thrown outside in sub zero degree weather. She prances around, can't climb stairs, can't jump on the couch without being picked up and the list goes on.

Well, recently while visiting Ruidoso, New Mexico I stumbled upon a store, "No Bones About It". ( http://www.nobonesbakery.com/) Ironically the store is operated by a life long friend. Her store is chock full of prissy outfits for dogs, cats, etc. We found the t-shirt and barrette (in photo) and it just had "Gidget" written all over it. The moment my son put this shirt on her she began prancing around and barking. I think she really liked it! I had to take it off of her a few days ago to wash it, once we put it back on she began running around again.

So..... Do you think dogs can be high maintenance? If you disagree - I challenge you to dog sit for me next time I leave town.

Do You Sleep Naked?

Do you sleep naked?

I do not! I don't teach it to my kids either. Not that I am against it; it has just never been comfortable for me. It makes me feel like something is missing - well everything is missing! Like leaving the house without a ring, earrings, underwear, etc.

Imagine my surprise this morning when my husband went to wake up my nine year old. He came in to tell me that as my son began to wake up he reached down on the floor for something. It was his underwear!! (Oh My Gosh!!) We could not believe it. He proceeded to tell my husband that he slept better without his boxers. Hmmmm....... I think to myself, why would he do that? Well..... I have heard that we can learn from our children and the excerpt below will illustrate why sleeping "in the buff" is good for you.

Not only is sleeping naked more comfortable, but it's good for your health too. Increasing your level of comfort makes it easier for you to relax and sleep, so you get a better night's sleep. The result is a deeper, longer sleep makes it easier for your body to regenerate and repair itself, and build up your energy for the day ahead.

Work and lifestyle benefits

If you find yourself tired in the morning or during the day even though you've had at-least eight hours sleep, you may only be sleeping lightly for that period of time. As mentioned earlier, sleeping naked allows your body to relax more immediately, and you are more likely to fall into a deeper sleep more quickly and wake up refreshed.

(Excerpts above was taken from: http://www.sleepnaked.org/)

After reading the above from http://www.sleepnaked.org/ I have to ask myself and my readers that DO NOT sleep naked. Should we try this? Personally; if I would have slept naked last night like my son, I might have made it to the gym at 6:00 AM rather than going back to sleep until 7:00.

What do you think?

National Punctuation Day

September 24th is National Punctuation Day! I would bet many of my readers had no idea there was such an important day. Well it really is. I tend to write with punctuation overload. Why? Well, I love exclamation points. It does not always mean I am yelling but saying it with zest or emphasis. I know it is not proper but that is just my style. For many though, punctuation should really be offered as a class of its own. Just look at the photos above, Wow! I would imagine the first photo probably caused this company some grief. While the second photo is just stupidity and someone not paying attention but I had to throw it in.

Now I have found the website promoting National Punctuation Day, the link is below. The first paragraph alone is full of errors. (missing punctuation) I really hope this was done on purpose to gain everyone’s attention. After reading it again – I do think it was on purpose, but I am still not 100% sure.

http://www.nationalpunctuationday.com/ Take a look and see for yourself.

Hmmmmm……………….

Why Is Farting So Funny?

We all do it! But why is it that farting is soo funny, especially with boys. You normally will not see girls sitting in a group farting, laughing about it or trying to pin one another down while attempting to flatuate on each other’s head. I know already, it’s not socially acceptable among women. Now a friend of mine says the following; “Its better to burp and taste it than fart it and waste it.” The next paragraph will illustrate why my family does not agree with this statement.

Now I come from a family that is wide open, meaning almost any topic is acceptable – especially at the dinner table. I sometimes wonder if I was adopted because I try to steer away from this at my own dinner table. I recall growing up that out of the 4-6 days a week that we would have a sit down dinner with one another; I would bet that nine out of ten times conversation would lead to something nasty such as farts. And….. It was funny! Why? Well my family is rank! It is not the mere mention of it but an absolute analytical conversation regarding farts. Imagine my embarrassment when I wanted to invite a boy over, seems okay until Mom says, “Would you like to join us for dinner?” I would quietly pray that my dad and my brother would be on their best behavior. Sometimes they were and sometimes not, I think it would depend on whether or not they liked my “male friend”. Why? I think they thought it was funny to see my reaction.

Why do we think it’s so damn funny? We have all heard the jokes right? Machine gun farts, SBD=silent but deadly, cauliflower/broccoli farts, etc. Is it the way they sound? Certainly not the way they smell! Unless you are talking about my son, he could never fart with a stench. That was until he began consuming massive amounts of protein. Once he discovered this; he was in the car with me, proceeded to fart, quietly I might add. Once the smell began to take over my car – he began laughing hysterically, locked the windows (so I couldn’t breathe) and said “Isn’t it great Mom?” I can finally do it! No!! It’s not great and I am NOT proud of you right now.

As I write this, I think….. Why is it so funny? I don’t know but I am laughing too. Especially when I think what I do to my husband. (Very similar to my son) Laying in bed, both quiet, watching TV. No harm right? That is until I decide to drop an SBD. (How mean!) Then eloquently fluff the sheets like I am trying to get more comfortable. That is so mean, but I still do it! And laugh too. It’s not funny, it is downright mean. It gets funny when he runs to the garage, grabs his gas mask (you know the kind that everyone purchased for Y2K) and comes back to bed wearing that god awful mask.

As I get to the end, I still cannot answer why these bodily excretions are funny. I suppose if you grew up in a family such as mine then you might learn to find the humor in farting as well.

Regular Ketchup VS Fancy Ketchup

I think this one has been debated before! I looked at the ingredients of both Heinz Ketchup and Whataburger’s “Fancy Ketchup”. The only difference was garlic which was present in the Whataburger ketchup. In my opinion, I don’t think adding garlic quite defines calling it fancy. Especially when it is packaged in a flimsy plastic container with a peel back top, especially if not opened perfectly….. you will be wearing it all over ya! If I am not mistaken, there are other fast food chains that claim to have “fancy ketchup”.

Have you ever ordered room service at a nice hotel? I am sure many of you have. If you ordered something that would go with ketchup then you will receive the cutest little bottle of ketchup . The glass bottle is probably good for more than one use, in my opinion. So…. Why didn’t the hotels hijack the name and call theirs “Fancy Ketchup”? I think those cute ketchup bottles are fancier than one use packets.

7th Anniversary of September 11th

I did not feel that I could come up with anything witty today , being the 7th Anniversary of September 11th, 2001. The day that changed the way American's live forever.

The nation paused Thursday to mark the seventh anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks with a heartfelt ceremony at ground zero and other solemn remembrances around the country.

Relatives of victims killed at the World Trade Center gathered at ground zero in lower Manhattan for readings from dignitaries and a recitation of the names of the dead. Later Thursday, presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain were due at ground zero to pay silent respects.

"Today marks the seventh anniversary of the day our world was broken," Mayor Michael Bloomberg said. "It lives forever in our hearts and our history, a tragedy that unites us in a common memory and a common story ... the day that began like any other and ended as none ever has." (Excerpt taken from Yahoo News - By AMY WESTFELDT, Associated Press Writer )

On this day; I think we should be grateful for those in our lives, and keep those in our hearts and minds that gave themselves on this day.

Gorilla Walking, Fur Is Out!

The photo above was taken while traveling in California. What a sight this guy was, I had to chase him down in the car for a city block to take the photo.

Why would a man in this day and age, flaunt his hairy back, shoulders and chest like that? It is not in style anymore. Especially in California, where there is a plethora of salons and spas that would love to slap some wax on that hairy back and see what’s under there. Who knows what could be living under there. Mold, mildew, eczema, lice, eeewww!

The thing that makes me go hmmmm is: Has no one bothered to tell this poor soul that he even has hair back there that needs to disappear? He obviously does not have a sister. Oh, I got it perhaps he is growing it out for a “role” (he is in CA, by the way!) you know something similar to the 40 year old virgin where poor Steve Carrell has too much fur also and his friends take him to get his back waxed. Just so he can get lucky. Hmmm….

I know there are plenty of women out there that really like hairy men, I respect you fur lovers – But it is not considered animal cruelty to wax it off. Is it?
If anyone is still keeping in touch with their inner caveman, I would love a comment to know why, as everytime I see something like this it just makes me go hmmmmm……….

What does G-O-L-F mean?

What does golf mean? For many it is a crazy game where you chase a silly white ball around beautiful greens, with the objective to get the ball in a little hole.

I recently heard that G-O-L-F is an acronym for:

Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

Now with that being said, I am an incredibly independent person with a very strong personality! So, I did some research on this term G-O-L-F. Here is what I found:

No, "golf" is not an acronym for "gentlemen only, ladies forbidden." If you've ever heard that, forget it immediately. Better yet, find the person who told you and let them know it's not true. Like most modern words, the word "golf" derives from older languages and dialects. In this case, the languages in question are medieval Dutch and old Scots. The medieval Dutch word "kolf" or "kolve" meant "club." It is believed that word passed to the Scots, whose old Scots dialect transformed the word into "golve," "gowl" or "gouf."
(Sources: British Golf Museum, USGA Library)

So after all that Dutch/Scot direlect above, my question is this: If the acronym G-O-L-F does not mean Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden then why are there still golf courses that do not allow women to play? Or why do they only allow women on particular days? Why does Agusta claim to let the ladies play but none are members? Hmmmm..........

I really want some comments or feedback on this one :)

Do Grasshoppers Have Sex?

I think we all the know the answer to this after looking at this picture. However; I must add that since a picture is worth a thousand words. I pondered the following:

Are they really having sex?

Are the snuggling?

I can't see their eyes so I don't know if they are rolling back in their heads.

It appears that one is holding on for dear life while the other one has its hand over the others mouth. Hmmm.... is he trying to shut her up?

If the female is the smaller one, how is it that she is on top?

If grasshoppers have hard skin how do they do it anyway without crunching each other?

(I found this photo posted by a fellow soapmaker, asked permission to use it and asked her questions) She said that they were hanging upside down together and there was actually no movement whatsoever. She added that perhaps the female was just waiting for him to get it over with. OMG! Can you imagine that?

Personally I never thought that grasshoppers did IT! I thought they would just lay an egg and that was it. WRONG!!! I actually researched and........ YES grasshoppers do IT. Then the female will lay the eggs underground in the fall. In the springtime the eggs are typically ready to hatch.

hmmmmmm.......................